So, my buddy tells me about this beer. He stated that it has a 6.2% alcohol content AND is only $2.99 a 6 pack. Could this be the beer that every man dreams of? A high alcohol content, for kicking back a few and catching a nice buzz or for getting completely blitzed? Inexpensive, so even the average Joe
Shmoe living off of unemployment can afford? And a great taste? Well... Close.
As stated earlier, my buddy is the one who turned me on to this beer. I invited him over to watch the UFC 100 event at my house, and like any good man should do, he brought over 2 six packs of beer. The beer being the recently spoken of, Simpler Times. I was a little anxious, but at the same time had a feeling that it was too good to be true. A delicious, inexpensive beer that gets you hammered?! No way. We both cracked open a can each and commenced drinking. It was icey cold. First taste... not TOO bad. But the more I drank, the worse it got. I think the trick is, to drink this beer as quickly as possible. Once it starts warming up, it turns to piss.
So the taste isn't great. However, you can't argue that $2.99 a 6 pack isn't a great price. And after only 4 beers, on an empty stomach, I started to feel the buzz. So where this beer lacks in taste, it makes up for in affordability and potential drunkenness. Definitely a good beer to buy in bulk for a good-size party. You'll save money and you and your guests can get plowed! As long as they can stomach the taste, or get drunk enough to not even care!
BMosh's Score: 2.75
-BMosh